Launching this Wednesday…

My own brand of ‘tablet’!

Treats content over-consumption, masthead indigestion and suppresses media appetite. It’s also a good placebo for hype-kill. Not to be taken with any other medication. Like all good innovative startups, the product comes straight to you from a bathtub in my garage (well, carport). Depending on your recommended third-party “dealer”, the RRP is $400-1200 US per tablet.

More to come at a press conference near you shortly…

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