My own brand of ‘tablet’!
Treats content over-consumption, masthead indigestion and suppresses media appetite. It’s also a good placebo for hype-kill. Not to be taken with any other medication. Like all good innovative startups, the product comes straight to you from a bathtub in my garage (well, carport). Depending on your recommended third-party “dealer”, the RRP is $400-1200 US per tablet.
More to come at a press conference near you shortly…
Kate Kendall 
Sounds good – please send me 1000 tablets immediatley!